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Joke of the Day

"Give them a Cheesecake Factory gift card this holiday season so they know you ""grocery store checkout line"" love them"

"Batman- See, kids? Even one extremely wealthy white male can make a difference."

"The Chinese New Year sure is a lot less ryanseacresty."

"Why was the geophysicist arrested? He was doing crystal math."

"I'm No Gynaecologist... ...but I know a cunt when I see one."

"Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey... I am color blind. :("

"What's the difference between au jus and a jew? Au jus is boiled but a jew is baked."

"What do you call a Greek philosopher who plays hard to get? A socra-tease Made this one up myself. I'll be here all week"

"A man named Isaiah with 2 eye patches changed his name to Saah No I's"

"Did you watch the movie constipation? It never came out."