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Joke of the Day
"Did you watch the movie constipation? It never came out."
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"I bought a 32ft ruler. For extreme measures."
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"What has got two legs and bleeds? Half a dog!"
"You can't run from your problems forever. Eventually, you'll have to take a car or a plane to really avoid them."
"What do you call five black men having sex? A threesome"
"The Fountain of Iniquity When your honest living has you worrying about pinching pennies, throw them into the wishing well and scoop up all the quarters."
"is there anything more capitalist than a peanut with a top hat, cane, and monocle selling you other peanuts to eat"
"What does a jewish pedophile say to a kid Hey kid, wanna buy some candy?"