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Joke of the Day

"Did you watch the movie constipation? It never came out."

"What's the similarity between a match and a black person? You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work."

"I bet... ... you clicked here."

"Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo? Because they already have Moscow."

"I was reminiscing at my old school's library... looking back at my shelf."

"There are 10 types of people in this world Those that understand binary. The eight types that don't give a fuck. And those that expected this to be a ternary repost."

"If at first you don't succeed, GREAT. Now you know not to waste your time on that ever again. Fuck that shit. Lesson learned."

"I like to have a glass of water around to make sure there aren't any dinosaurs approaching."

"I dropped my glasses in the toilet today. Now everything looks like shit."

"What do reddit and Playboy magazine have in common? No one actually reads the articles."