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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Greek philosopher who plays hard to get? A socra-tease Made this one up myself. I'll be here all week"

"On predisents day we honor the big US man himself: Aberham Liclon. Tall, skinny, dry, and cruncy - he was america's carrot"

"Donald Trump is not actually a member of the Republican Party He's a *Whig*"

"Hey grandson, what's the name of that german man who makes me go crazy? Alzheimer, grandma, Alzheimer..."

"Sexual Pleasure is like a gas station Sometimes you just fill up and leave Sometimes you do none of the work Sometimes you have to pay the person filling Most of the time you end up at a Self Serve"

"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? ""Breathe damn it, breathe!"""

"Did you hear about the kidnapping? They had to wake him up..."

"Dark jokes are like Malaysian Airlines flights They're either hit or miss."

"When is Jesse Jackson going to notice how segregated Neopolitan ice cream is?"

"Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket? Because baggers can't be choosers."