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Joke of the Day

"/r/creepy I mean seriously, one was just an open door."

"What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke? One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy."

"Stepped on an action figure in the shower and simultaneously invented six new cuss words in four different languages."

"So a 400 pound lady walks into a gas station to get directions.. she walks in and says ""How do I get to 280?"" A man steps out of line and replies ""I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"""

"Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.? ... because the prices were Solo"

"I'm not crying Those damn ninjas are cutting onions again"

"[2 cavemen] Look what me discover! This game changer! *grabs it* ""This hot! Burn fingers. What you call it?"" *takes back mixtape* FIRE!"

"This Subreddit."

"We were driving past the graveyard and my dad asks: ""Do you know why I can't be buried there?"" ""Why not?"" ""Because I'm not dead yet, Son."""

"Kill me once, shame on me. Kill me twice, shaman you."