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Joke of the Day

"My black pants had more cat hair on them after they came out of the dryer. Guess I should check the dryer for cats before I start it."

"What do they call a bra in Sweden? A holdsemfromfloppin"

"What is red and goes putt putt putt? An outboard apple."

"What do you call the guy who envies his friend's gelatin? Jello-us"

"There are two types of people in life Those that pee in the shower And Liars!"

"Two peanuts were walking down the street One was a salted."

"My life That's the joke."

"Bad Gun! Bad Gun!....Shame on you for making criminals do those bad things!.......And then those Forks that are making me Fat!!!"

"I hate when people say, ""He's a nice guy once you get to know him."".....So in other words, ""He's an asshole but you'll get used to it""?"

"Has anyone seen what's up with that Subway Jared guy lately?! He got fat again!"