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Joke of the Day
"Relationship status: My neighbour/girlfriend was kidnapped but she's ok now, I was caught."
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"Something came in the mail today deez nuts"
"-Balderdash! -Codswallop! -Tommyrot! -Poppycock! Victorian Era YouTube comments"
"My mate said he met a prostitute who connected a battery charger to his balls. I said, ""Fucking hell, How much did she charge you?"""
"May I buy half a rabbit? No we don't split hares!"
"Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory? She threw out all the W's."
"I wanted my Native American girlfriend to move in with me but she had some reservations."
"What is black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron."
"Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle."
"Any time you see a mass suicide case on the news, you can pretty much assume the assembly of an IKEA product was the cause."