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Joke of the Day
"My wife said she'll leave me if I don't overcome my poker addiction but I think she's bluffing"
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"What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike? Attire"
"You should never marry a tennis player. Apparently love means nothing to them."
"I'm sorry I jumped on you, from a distance you looked like a conclusion."
"What did the blind, deaf, mute quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer."
"My coworker and I have the same job title with the same number of years experience. He was pissed when he found out my salary was only a fraction his. Turns out that fraction is 2/1"
"An Irishman walks out of a bar."
"Why did the baker's hands smell? Because he kneaded a poo."
"And the bartender says, ""Sorry, we don't serve time travelers here."" A man walks into a bar."