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Joke of the Day

"Why are jokes in base 8 not funny? Because 7,10,11!"

"I can't believe my kamikaze joke crashed and burned like that!"

"I accidentally swallowed some Liquid Paper last night ...Today, I woke up with a massive correction."

"What is grey and comes in pints? An elephant!"

"Answer: ""On Wisconsin"" Question: ""Where will Duke be spending much of tonight dunking?"""

"Did you hear the one about Donald Trump and the 7 pissing prostitutes? Because the real joke is CNN's journalistic integrity."

"Sorry I missed your call, I was busy seeing how many times my phone would ring before you gave up."

"What do you call a foreskin found on a crime scene? Circumcisional evidence."

"Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar."

"I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. Where the HECK is my roof?!"