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Joke of the Day

"I just borrowed $10,000 from my mom to place a bet at a casino here in Vegas. Tiger Woods better win the Super Bowl this year."

"I like my jokes like I like my pizza Cheesy "

"Why do felines always win board games? Because they are cheetahs."

"Wife: What's the Harlem shake? Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King?"

"What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? A taxidermist takes only your skin. [Mark Twain]"

"When they buried the man who invented Tetris... The whole cemetery disappeared. -Gary Delaney"

"My internet went out today so I went downstairs and talked to my family They seem like nice people."

"My son asked today: Why the dude's ear is blinking blue? Because he has a blue tooth in his ear..."

"You shouldn't call short people ""midgets"". It isn't the right gnomenclature."

"""Why is life so hard?"" - Me, trying to open a jar of peanut butter."