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Joke of the Day
"When they buried the man who invented Tetris... The whole cemetery disappeared. -Gary Delaney"
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"A couple orders a pie at a luxury restaurant The husband eats 4/7 of the pie and the wife the rest. He paid 4.5$ more than her. How much did the pie cost? Answer in comments"
"Barista: Can I get a name? Me: Free [Later] Barista: I've got a caramel macchiato for Free *fights break out as I smile from the corner*"
"Somebody stole my mood ring today. I don't know how I feel about that."
"How to be a Canadian: 1) Love hockey 2) Use good manners 3) Drink Tim Hortons 4) Live in a igloo 5) Hunt moose with stick"
"It takes 10,000 hours to be really good at something. It's really easy being poor now."
"I know the year isn't quite over, but so far, what are your Top 50 movies of 2012 with Tyler Perry?"
"I'm bringing sexy backward."
"I just woke up from a 13month coma Just in time to see my wife give birth"
"I went to a whorehouse the other day... The sign outside said ""We're closed so beat it"""