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Joke of the Day
"Why do felines always win board games? Because they are cheetahs."
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"What kind of ears do trains have? Engineers (engine ears)."
"Did you hear about the three guys that walked into a bar? You'd think the third guy would've ducked."
"what did the Eskimo girl say after she lost her virginity.... iditarod"
"What do you call ice cream that robs a bank? Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit."
"I hate the people who shout ""THIS IS THE POLICE, OPEN THE DOOR YOU CREEP"". Who plays those kind of jokes anymore? You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez."
"A man and a boy walk into the woods together at night Boy: ""It's dark and scary in here"" Man: ""How do you think I feel? I have to walk home alone"""
"One time Father Christmas lost his underpants. That's how he got the name Saint Knickerless!"
"Like that scene in 'The Revenant' where Leo is mauled by the bear but it's just me at your wedding reception dancing with your grabby aunt."
"Why does santa have such a big sack? Cause he only comes once a year."