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"I like my jokes like I like my pizza Cheesy "
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"16 year olds can vote in Scotland. That's ok because they've been drinking since they were 9 and understand disillusionment."
"I walked up to MC Hammer to tell him a joke.. Stop me if you heard this one"
"Bullshit this steak's rare. They have it at like every restaurant!"
"What do you call a herd of cows masturbating? Beef strokin' off."
"Whats a weightlifters favorite kind of math? AlgeBRUH!"
"What do you call a cat in love? Romeow"
"What do you call masturbating on a plane? Hijacking."
"Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. 2 Cor. 48 describes going out in service in a Volkswagen Beetle: ""We are pressed in every way but not cramped beyond movement."""
"Why are the reddit servers down so much? Because they're being beaten like a dead horse."