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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car? Rex (made this one up myself!)"
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"so a law school student walks into a bar- -exam and walks out a lawyer! good job I'm so proud of him."
"...a dentist on a toothpaste commercial with stethoscope around neck..., if my dentist started to listen to my heart I would freak out."
"I have a bad habit of screaming during rectal exams. It really makes my patients nervous."
"*Sandra Bullock floating around in the background of all the new Star Wars movies*"
"Why must you be religious to join the Navy? Because it's a place of war ship."
"What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine? You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes"
"Yo mama so ugly the bassilisk couldn't look her in the eye."
"What's the difference between 'your mum' and 'knock knock' jokes? A door doesn't let you come inside."
"Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of the tree bark."