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Joke of the Day
"Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of the tree bark."
Next Joke
"You know you drank too much last night when you have to use google maps to locate yourself the next morning."
"How can you tell that you had sex with a Mexican woman the night before? You wake up with a jalapeno seed on your dick."
"Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter? Because they dress in lairs."
"I tried dropping the Google Maps human icon in North Korea... and he jumped back into his original position out of fear."
"One can't fly, but a toucan."
"Chinese elders dildo SHITTY SHITTY SHITTY"
"What does a slave driver do with his slaves when he's bored? He racism."
"I like my women like I like my whiskey.. Inanimate."
"*runs into coworker at store* *pretends I don't speak English*"