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Joke of the Day

"*Sandra Bullock floating around in the background of all the new Star Wars movies*"

"It's all fun and games until you accidently grab the hand sanitizer instead of the lube."

"Did you here that Lorena Bobbitt got killed in a car accident? Yeah, some dick cut her off."

"Sonny snake is asking his father snake: *Dad, are we venomous?!* ""No son, we're not venomous snakes, why do you ask?"" *Because I just bit my tongue!*"

"I don't get what's up with Black Friday. All Fridays matter, guys."

"Why did the duck get arrested? because he was smoking quack!"

"Did youz guys hear about the blow job competition last night? It was nuts, the race was neck and neck till the very end!"

"Had sex with a condom tonight. Maybe next time it will be with a girl."

"[boss starts giggling uncontrollably during his presentation as I tickle a voodoo doll]"

"Why do African casinos always go out of business? Because there's too many cheetahs."