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Joke of the Day

"I always get a ""Yes"" from women, but it's usually followed by ""That's him, officer."""

"What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge? There goes my Hero."

"Two people were kissing. After the kiss the guy says "" thanks for the bubblegum"" And the girl says "" oops!!! I have cough"""

"What do you call a bee in a space rocket? bracket"

"What do you get when you cross a drunk woman with a tactical grenade? Flash-banged. ;)"

"Jeez make one joke about putting cyanide in someone's food and suddenly they don't want you to cook for them anymore"

"Saw sign in yoga store: Do One Thing A Day That Scares You. So today I start raping coyotes."

"I thought Ali was just shaken up a bit... But I guess he's down for the count."

"I accidentally pooped my pants in the elevator. Now I'm taking this shit to the next level."

"Have you heard of the band 1023 MB? Have you? No? Probably because they don't have any GIGS!"