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Joke of the Day

"I thought Ali was just shaken up a bit... But I guess he's down for the count."

"As an Asian, puberty doesn't hit us... our parents do."

"Mom always told me to eat my vegetables... I never could though, the wheelchair was just too gross."

"What did the Jamaican Priest say to the Baker's rolls? You a cinnamon."

"Barista: got a latte for ""Batman""! Is there a ""Batman"" here? *everyone looks at me* Me [dressed as Batman]: that's not me, my name is Jack"

"When my SO is sad, she likes to code. So I give her some &nbsp"

"Thanks for explaining the word ""many"" to me. It means a lot."

"My co-worker was accused of flipping off the boss. I told HR that it couldn't have been him because he never lifts a finger to do anything."

"What's the internal body temperature of a tauntaun? Luke warm."

"Atheism... is a non-prophet organization."