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Joke of the Day

"My family can't decide what kind of Lab to get (Chocolate, Yellow, Black, etc.) so we drew straws. I won, so we're getting a Meth."

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"I am eternally grateful to whoever donated organs for my surgery... I'll always hold a little piece of them close to my heart."
"What do you give a sick horse? Cough stirrup."
"How do you figure out that your girlfriend is getting too fat? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes."
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