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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a drunk woman with a tactical grenade? Flash-banged. ;)"
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"*grandpa walks in with a bearded man in a plaid shirt & skinny jeans* ""uhh grandpa who's that?"" ""my hip replacement"""
"Sooner or later Rockstar is going to make a GTA that features every possible human action you can do and then the world will implode."
"When I remember trees are alive I like to picture their brain is the roots and the trunk and branches are its legs dangling into the sky."
"What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks? ""Show me your brews!"""
"What do an eagle and a broom have in common? They both fly but the broom doesn't."
"Why was the skunk angry? He was incensed!"
"What does Jared from Subway have in common with McDonald's? They put their meat in 10 year old buns."
"i bet all the girls say ""i bet you say that to all the girls"" to all the guys."
"What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls? You walk him and pitch to the giraffe."