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Joke of the Day

"Weirdest Smashing Pumpkins Remix Video nsfw while i was chubbin' i found this and laughs tears of cum"

"Friend nagged me for TDKR OST. Renamed Backstreet Boys song and mailed them to him. Fun."

"Bob the Builder sacked! The BBC have announced that Bob The Builder has been sacked.. They say they can no longer trust any children's Tv star who claims to be able to fix it!!"

"Joey: WHOA Blossom: So you like that? Joey: WHOA Blossom: Are you saying stop? Joey: WHOA Blossom: OK This is the worst safeword ever"

"A man walks into a bar... Ouch!"

"Jenny on the mine field Jenny is running through a mine field and waves her hands within 2km... Bonus round: Who's there? - Definitely not Jenny?"

"The doctor says to the patient ""I have horrible news."" ""I'm afraid you have cancer and Alzheimer's disease."" The patient sighs and says ""Well, at least I don't have cancer."""

"it must be confusing working at a mint when a power outage happens. because when it happens, everything stops making cents."

"Conservatives after a mass shooting: ""You can't take our guns!"" Conservatives after a police shooting: ""But he had a gun!"" I'm confused."

"*sees people doing the mannequin challenge, brings back ice bucket challenge and dumps it on mannequin people*"