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Joke of the Day

"The doctor says to the patient ""I have horrible news."" ""I'm afraid you have cancer and Alzheimer's disease."" The patient sighs and says ""Well, at least I don't have cancer."""

"Becoming a vegetarian Is a big missed steak."

"Muhammad Ali recently died, but look at the bright side: At least he isn't shaking anymore."

"Bread: For when you want to wrap your food with other food, then eat it."

"A joke about babies and cocaine What's the difference between a baby and a big bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would NEVER let a big bag of cocaine fall out a window!"

"What's bruked, broke, and fucked all over? The country!"

"Why did the chicken run out into traffic? To get to the other side."

"Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump Are Sinking On A Cruise Ship, Who Survives? America"

"Oh thank goodness, you posted another selfie. I almost forgot what you looked like since the selfie 5 minutes ago."

"Why can't the blonde get her drivers license? Everytime the car stops, she wants to jump in the backseat."