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Joke of the Day

"The doctor says to the patient ""I have horrible news."" ""I'm afraid you have cancer and Alzheimer's disease."" The patient sighs and says ""Well, at least I don't have cancer."""

"Sometimes at the gym I'll struggle and make all kinds of awkward grunting sounds, but eventually I'll get my shorts on."

"I'm no super genius, but I bet the most effective way to lose ""baby weight"" is to have the baby."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ankansas ! Ankansas who ? Ankansas though any piece of wood !"

"What do you do when you see a spaceman? Park in it, man."

"I was going to say a joke about Sodium. . But Na."

"Whiteboard and Eraser Why was the whiteboard angry with the Eraser? The Eraser had rubbed the Whiteboard the wrong way."

"Why do historians believe all nazis were women? They all had blood on their hands. Credit of the joke goes to James of FunHaus"

"Make sure you always tip the people who make your pizza... They knead the dough."

"*stands up in the middle of a quiet library* FAKE NOODLES ARE CALLED IM-PASTAS"