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Joke of the Day

"Jenny on the mine field Jenny is running through a mine field and waves her hands within 2km... Bonus round: Who's there? - Definitely not Jenny?"

"I place my finger on the police officer's lips. ""Shhh. Look, we were both speeding, ok? I forgive you."""

"My favorite thing at the Chinese buffet is the chicken balls But man, those must have been awfully big chickens!"

"Your cat doesn't love you. If it were bigger it would eat you."

"They say the hottest person in a party never gets hit on cus people are intimidated. I'm just going to assume that's why I never get hit on."

"Whats the difference between Hospitality and Business? One will help you and the other will help you be an asshole"

"Q.What are the worst six years in a blonde's life? A: Third Grade."

"How do you know if you have skin cancer? You die from skin cancer and come back as a ghost to study the autopsy report."

"What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa knows to stop after three Ho's."

"Melissa McCarthy has been diagnosed with an aggressive flesh eating virus They've given her only 14 years to live, if untreated."