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Joke of the Day

"Jenny on the mine field Jenny is running through a mine field and waves her hands within 2km... Bonus round: Who's there? - Definitely not Jenny?"

"Did you hear about the leper whose wife died in a tragic car accident? He fell to pieces."

"Why doesn't Hitler like Jewish wivern's? Because they're a dragon the state"

"Despite all the wars Thailand has been in... They still have been doing a Bangkok job as a country."

"My towel is now in two pieces, rip. Rip, your parents' condom XD"

"What do you call the space in between Pamela Anderson's breasts? Silicon Valley"

"How do you get a one armed polack out of a tree? Wave hello"

"My bucket list is just the words ""afford things"" written in orange crayon on a paper towel."

"You're not considered antisocial if no one wants to talk to you."

"I'm so tired I could sleep a horse"