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Joke of the Day

"I don't understand people who practice polygamy. Why would anyone want more than one mother-in-law?"

"What did one orphan say to the other? ""Robin! Get in the batmobile"""

"What do you call a mexican midget? A paragraph... Because he's not a full essay"

"What did one radical muslim say to the other after a successful day of bombings? Jihad a chance, and you blew it."

"An expert answered a question I asked him about agnosticism He said he wasn't sure."

"""This looks like an open and shut case!"" a police detective buying luggage."

"isis was planning to use biological warfare against David Cameron... but they got anthrax mixed up with tampax and poisoned the wrong cunt"

"Iv'e never been so proud of myself.. Just completed a jigsaw puzzle in 8 days.. It said 3-4 years on the box!!"

"They cooled a man to absolute zero He is 0K."

"Why did the carpenter join the army? Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant"