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Joke of the Day

"I can't remember what 51, 6 and 500 are in Roman numerals... ...fucking livid..."

"Which two musicians are famous for saying, ""What?"" Lil' Jon and Beethoven."

"I had sex while camping once It was fucking intentse."

"A man didn't like his haircut But it started to grow on him"

"Why did the cowboy's car stop? It had Injun (engine) trouble."

"My son block me on Facebook I could have used protection and block him from birth."

"Spent morning at the farmers market carefully selecting fruits and vegetables to throw away next Saturday."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side"

"New York Yankees sign Adrian Peterson They were looking for a good switch hitter"

"What's a Muslim's favorite TV show? It's always sunni in Philadelphia"