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Joke of the Day
"Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party? He was going as a banana."
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"If you have to wait a while to get a fast food order, say, ""I thought this was FAST food."" The place will never recover from that mega burn"
"A nude man walks into a doctor's office. A nude man walks into a doctor's office wrapped in Cellophane from head to toe. The doctor says, ""Well, clearly I can see your nuts."""
"People have often asked the United States, What is your secret weapon against terrorists? We simply reply......Chuck Norris"
"You'd be surprised how easy it is to pick up girls All it takes is a respectful attitude, a low key vibe, a breezy sense of humour, a nice beard, duct tape, and a baseball bat."
"What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snow balls."
"What do you call an anarchist who does skateboard tricks Radical"
"Anyone know a Minecraft interpreter? I don't understand my son's Christmas list."
"On this planet... Every 10 seconds... there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped!"
"What do you call Batman skipping church? Christian bail."