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Joke of the Day
"If you ever feel unimportant... Just remember Windows 9"
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"What does electron and proton say when they go to war? Chaaaarge!!"
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"If you spend ""up to $9000"" on my funeral it better be on some kind of mechanism that makes me sit up in the casket when people walk by."
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"Roses are red... violets are red, tulips are red, daisies are red. Doppler shift!"
"None for me. I'll eat when I'm dead ""You don't understand how that saying works, do you?"" I'll understand how the saying works when I'm dead"
"What's the Addams Family's favorite cocktail? Mortinis"