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Joke of the Day
"A prostate exam... Is worrying when the doctor shouts ""look no hands!"""
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"I just molested myself. I said no, but I knew I wanted it."
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"What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? Dam!"
"What has teeth but no mouth? A comb or a saw."
"I know that as parent you're supposed to listen to your kids but most of what they say is such horseshit"
"My home was invaded by gay burglars the other night... ...They came in and rearranged the furniture."
"Why did the religious person give up smoking? Because God hates fags."
"Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby daughter? The baby, because she's a little bigger."