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Joke of the Day
"Why aren't there any female butchers? Because anytime they touch meat it turns to bone."
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"Have you heard about the Oscar Pistorius drinking game? Every time someone goes to the toilet take 4 shots"
"Violinists are so brave. They fret not."
"Hi, I'm a German and I'm getting really offended by these Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He was stabbed by a Jewish crip he was trying to rape"
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that Subway is healthy."
"What is purple and commutes? An Abelian grape!"
"What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves. Nah, I'm just kidding. He hasn't opened it yet."
"What do you name the male and female twin monkeys? Abe and Anna"
"What is the difference between a banjo and a trampoline? You don't have to take your shoes off to jump on a banjo."
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