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Joke of the Day
"Why aren't there any female butchers? Because anytime they touch meat it turns to bone."
Next Joke
"Going by the amount of beer I consume I think I'm technically a vegan."
"How does Tom Brady like his soda? Flat."
"When one door closes another one opens. I should really get this cabinet fixed."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Caesar ! Caesar who ? Caesar quickly before she gets away !"
"I eat things based on the amount of dishes I have to use."
"Excuse me, do you like graves? Yeah, I dig 'em."
"Sometimes I think I have ADD... ...oh look a bird!"
"A billionaire, a clown, and a presidential candidate walk into a bar... And the bartender says, ""How's it going, Donald?"""
"What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home? She moved."