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Joke of the Day

"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man? zero"

"You don't have to like me but at least base it on your own opinion, not someone Else's."

"What's the difference between love and herpes? Love doesn't last forever."

"What is long hard and makes you cry. Your cell mate"

"Well why on Earth do you want to know?!?!! Do defensive time travellers exist?"

"Just spent 5 minutes waving my hands in front of a manual paper towel dispenser if anyone needs someone to take their SAT exam for them."

"I love wearing my ""I'm with Stupid"" t-shirt... I have no friends."

"Netflix's new show is Marvel's Luke Cage, whose ""Superpower is unbreakable skin. Bullet proof skin on a black man isn't a super power its straight up evolution! -Danish Anwar"

"""F,DT I am."" - Yoda texting a girl that he's DTF"

"My neighbour really pissed me off last night... He kept playing the same Lionel Richie song over and over. I wouldn't mind normally but it was all night long."