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Joke of the Day
"A Haiku For My Salad: I do not like you You will never be grilled cheese You make my mouth sad"
Next Joke
"My husband doesn't believe me that the Bible instructs him to make the coffee in the morning. It's there, clear as day. Hebrews."
"I wonder if a murderer has ever crossed my path, contemplated murdering me, and then thought ""nah""."
"Last night, I had a dream that I was walking on a white sandy beach... At least that explains the footprints I found in the cat litter box this morning..."
"Three seals walk into a club... Martyrdom"
"I was told to put two planks together I totally nailed it."
"Those first two guys who thought Superman was a bird or a plane...? What the fuck were they so excited about?"
"You haven't truly won an argument until the other person says ""whatever."""
"What color are mirrors? I don't know, let's reflect on this."
"How do you get a witch pregnant? Ya fuck her."