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Joke of the Day
"I was told to put two planks together I totally nailed it."
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"My daughter wanted me to treat her like a princess So I let her get stolen by a giant, mutant turtle."
"I applied for a job as a Marsupial... Safe to say I didn't get it because I lacked the right Koalafications."
"TIFU by having unprotected sex. I thought the STD was standard."
"Don't compare whales to feminists... It's very offensive to whales"
"What do you call a straight Godzilla fan? Hedorahsexual"
"A man has been jailed for forging banknotes. He also got a big fine which he immediately paid in crisp $9 notes."
"What do you call a Mexican that flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!"
"Why can't Ken get Barbie pregnant? He cums in another box"
"Shaving with a straight razor takes a lot of courage. I used to shave my privates with one But I don't have the balls to do that anymore."