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Joke of the Day

"Do you ever feel like a tampon? In a good place, but at the wrong time."

"Do you know why I hate drinking with blind people? They can't handle their booze and always black-out."

"I got a letter in the mail saying I was pre-approved for a Walmart Credit Card. Not sure if I should be honored or ashamed."

"Sad to say that Gregg Jevin, a man I just made up, has died. #RIPGreggJevin"

"Have you heard about the new female doctor who can cure illness with all natural, homeopathic remedies? Look her up! She just goes by the name, ""Miss Information"" Edit: source - South Park"

"Hard tacos are just soft tacos from the street."

"Did you hear about the time Stevie Wonder got a cheese grater for Christmas? He said it was the most violent book he'd ever read."

"What do you call a dirty drug addict with a lisp? Methy"

"If Kim and Kanye name their next kid North West again, we can comfortably refer to the two as One Direction."

"Bears can swim, climb trees, and open doors. Why aren't there ""BEWARE OF BEARS"" signs posted fucking everywhere?!"