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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a dirty drug addict with a lisp? Methy"

"So a celebrity fired a gun at someone today She was a shooting star"

"My parents always said I was artistic. They were very modest, so they only ever whispered it to each other."

"There is no ""I"" in TEAM. But there is MEAT. Delicious meat."

"I drink black coffee Because I'm not racist."

"I had a parrot. The parrot talked, but it did not say ""I'm hungry,"" so it died."

"A chicken & an egg are in bed together. The chicken lights up a cigarette, turns to the egg & says 'Well I guess that answers THAT question!'"

"Why are dentists really good hackers? Because they always get root access."

"Happy World Alzheimer's Day! Or was it yesterday??"

"I meant to take Tylenol PM, but I accidentally took Tylenol PMS I just think it's funny how you guys only care about me when you want upvotes. Whatever. I'm fine."