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Joke of the Day
"Im half scotch. And i dont mean scottish."
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"""Just the tip,"" I whisper seductively to the pizza delivery guy, hoping he fulfills my fantasy of not charging me for the pizza."
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"This whole time I thought 50 Shades of Grey was a coloring book for dogs"
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