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Joke of the Day
"They say jokes lessen tragedy Is that why my parents became comedians after having me?"
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"A Jewish Coffee brand named... Hebrews It"
"if someone asks you about yourself say ""OK, sit down, this is going to be a really long story"" then just wander off"
"Just bought a white pool stick... Now, I shoot better then the rest of my school."
"Drug commercial just listed ""death"" as a possible side affect. Seems totally legit. Ask your doctor if possible death is right for you.."
"""My microwave is broken"" -Abraham Lincoln"
"Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof? Because he wanted to feel his oats!"
"Jokes That don't work written down There were 30 cows in a field, twenty ate sheep, how many didn't?"
"Not proof-reading ruins lives A husband wrote the following to his wife: ""I'm having a wonderful time. I wish you were her."""
"Whats fun for 9/10 people? gang-rape"