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Joke of the Day

"The saddest thing about trying to find a needle in a haystack is that your horse is hiding a drug habit from you."

"A physicist saw a man standing on a ledge The physicist yelled out ""Don't jump, you have so much potential!"""

"""Siri, do you have free will?"" ""I am programmed to say 'Yes'."""

"Local cyborg beats another cyborg to death for it's Sodium-nickle batteries, proceeds to restore his electricity supply after being arrested. He was charged with a salt."

"The Blind Man ""Ah, I see,"" said the blind man as he spat into the wind. ""It's all coming back to me now."""

"I could see every bottle of ketchup in the restaurant. Heinz sight is 20/20."

"Of course I like you, I gave you that roofie didn't I?"

"Damn girl, are you a hoover? Cuz dam"

"I once challenged Snoop Dogg to a rap battle and the loser had to change their name."

"What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An Investigator!"