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Joke of the Day
"Of course I like you, I gave you that roofie didn't I?"
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"I have sexdaily... I mean dyslexia fcuk!!! >_<"
"Politics have really just become an emotional beauty pageant But you know... Women's Rights"
"What is a lesbian's favourite Liam Neeson film? Snatch"
"My hair is beautiful.* *Conditioner applied."
"I get high before I get my Drivers License pic taken. That way I look normal if I'm pulled over."
"There are two ways of arguing with a woman And neither one works."
"I lost my wife in a bet I bet I could sleep with her sister"
"Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars? Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic."
"(boom boom clap) (boom boom clap) Daisy you're a dog you're a good dog Playing in the park Gonna eat some cool bugs today"