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Joke of the Day
"I could see every bottle of ketchup in the restaurant. Heinz sight is 20/20."
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"I like my memes the way I like my freudian slips Send dudes"
"Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel? Because he didn't like DC..."
"My neighbor just walked by carrying some pots for planting & I said ""Looks like you won the pottery lottery!"" Now everyone is mad at me."
"My friend just told me I don't know how to make jokes. That's shit because I once sent ten of my puns to an online contest. No, they didn't make it to the finals... No pun in ten did."
"What did Mr T say when asked if he had any wool? Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool."
"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre!"
"Oh science, oh science, oh science!!"" ~An atheist having sex."
"What do Canadians say after a prayer in church? Eh-men"
"I use to worry I was a nihilist... but then I realized I don't care."