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Joke of the Day

"I told my Chinese friend that I like homemade gifts.... So for Christmas he gave me an iPhone, iPad and an iMac."

"I got fired for sticking my dick in the pickle slicer at work. She got fired too."

"Two muffins are in the oven. . . One turns to the other and says ""its a bit hot in here"", the other screams ""ahhh! a talking muffin"""

"What do you call a guy with a shovel? Doug"

"What did 50 cent say to his grandma when he saw her knitting? ""Gee U Knit!"""

"What's great about Trumps' little hands? Objects may appear larger when being held."

"You people remind me of lemons.... You're sour, some people like you, and your juices can be squeezed out for money."

"""I'll have what she's having."" "" Sir, this is a gynecolo-"" ""Shhhh.. *puts finger over Dr's lips* I said I'll have what she's having."""

"I like my women like I like my coffee. Cold."

"Did you guys hear that Donald Trump met with the Bilderberg group? They are the Buildawall group now."