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Joke of the Day

"10:00 am: sitting alone at work 10:05 am: my pudding cup is my new best friend 10:06 am: ate my best friend 10:07 am: sitting at work alone"

"Your LinkedIn says you have a job but your snapchat says otherwise."

"I'm the guy in the meeting giving coworkers the throat slash motion when the boss says ""Anybody have anything else 2 add before we adjourn?"""

"A woman walks into a bar... turns out, it was actually a kitchen."

"Nothing embarrasses psychics more than throwing them a surprise birthday party."

"After years of courting her , she finally said yes Followed by 'thats him, officer'"

"I still struggle daily with how Ed Hardy happened"

"my friends are getting married and i'm here wondering what the diff between a soft taco and a burrito and if i should get both for dinner"

"What do you call a Chinese Pilot? A Pilot."

"a cannibal's favorite drink What drink does a cannibal have after a long day? a handshake!"