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Joke of the Day

"What do you do with 365 used condoms? Roll them into a tire and call it a goodyear"

"How many French people does it take to bake a baguette? 8. Because then they have wheat."

"Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes? It would only admit one."

"Have you seen the world's biggest thermometer? I hear it's fair in height"

"I've hated dentists way before they started killing lions."

"Two mathematicians were chatting online... 1st mathematician: Gimme 5! 2nd mathematician: 120"

"All this negativity in the world and I still remain Positive! -Magic Johnson"

"How do bees go to school? They take the buzz"

"I like my women how I like my coffee... Drunk."

"Why did the proctologist have his cars towed to the auto repair shop? He rectum."