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Joke of the Day
"In democracy, it's your vote that counts. In feudalism, it's your count that votes."
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"Review of Black Holes: Zero Stars"
"A funeral stone: This is where rests in peace an attorney, a good and honorable man A guy passing buy is shocked: "" Wow! I never knew they can bury 3 people in the same grave."""
"My new girlfriend wants to meet my dad But I do too."
"Short self made joke, pretty offensive. Did you hear about the cannibal who is a vegetarian? Yea, he only eats vegetables."
"Why are men like blenders? You need one, but you're not quite sure why."
"What's a drug addict's favorite music genre? Crack rock"
"Two elephants jump off a cliff Boom, boom"
"A girl wants to go to the concert... She asked her dad for his permission, and he said, ""no, but you can buy the album, and that's vinyl."""
"it's never okay to hit a woman ! wipe her make up and fight her man to man"