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Joke of the Day

"The Force Awakens could have been much shorter. All the First Order had to do to get rid of the Resistance was to use a superconductor."

"Confucius says: Man who run behind car will get exhausted but man who runs in front of car will get tyred."

"Everyone complains about the weather but no one ever wants to sacrifice a virgin about it."

"Doctors just told me I have ""stripper lung"" from inhaling too much brass polish & if I go back to ""JIGGLERS"" again I'll die."

"How do you silence a group of women? Bring out your camera."

"What do you call an African disease that only affects the math geniuses? Parabola! ^i'll ^shut ^up^now."

"There's a moron in every office. They usually get paid more than you."

"What do you call a man with a blood-covered axe with necklaces made of fingers running towards you? Why the fuck are you still thinking what to call him? Run and get the cops!"

"Everybody Knows. No one should have been upset when Whitney Houston died in her bathtub. Everybody knows black people can't swim."

"why is it hard to explain puns to a kleptomaniac? because they always take things literally!"