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Joke of the Day
"What does the Russian President enjoy having on his fries? Putine..."
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"What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim? Bob. Same guy laying on the floor? Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall? Art. Same guy in a mailbox? Bill."
"Teddy Roosevelt pickup line Ayy girl, Do you want to see my Big Stick Diplomacy in my room? ( )"
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"Did you know there are bees that produce milk? Yeah, they are called boo bees."
"If I get an email headed ""Dear Friend"", I know it's a scam. I don't have friends"
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"Love helps to kill time. And time helps to kill love."
"My wife thinks I am a pedophile... but what the hell does she know..shes only 12!!"
"How come you never see black people on ships? They aint falling for that shit again."