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Joke of the Day

"What does the Russian President enjoy having on his fries? Putine..."

"What type of writing is the most profitable? A ransom note."

"A Horse goes into a bar and says Nothing. Because a horse cant speak."

"My favorite sex position is the JFK... I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car."

"New Channels: Bin Laden dead That's ruined the game, what do we do now it's our turn to hide?"

"The C in Closed is open... but the O in Open is closed"

"I call my penis ""my aircraft carrier"" Because there are always seamen in it."

"Doctor doctor I keep thinking I'm a laptop computer. You're just run down let me give you some vitamins. No thanks. But I could do with some new batteries."

"What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus? The police made him bring it back again."

"What's the difference between and egg and a wank? You can beat a an egg but you can't beat a wank."