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Joke of the Day

"I don't think 'safe sex' sounds like a very good idea. I mean, what if you get locked in and forget the combination"

"Open heart surgery? No, just rip it out."

"My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it. We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a lawyer."

"Thor, upon his mighty steed, approaches his enemy, Thanos. Thanos asks ""Who might you be?"" ""I AM THORRRR!!!"" His horse perks up and says ""Well, then wear a thaddle thilly."""

"Did you hear what the blind man said to the deaf man? Neither did he."

"She was only a moonshine-maker's daughter... ... but I loved her still."

"FUNNY SEX JOKES ;) Do you like dragons? Because i'll be dragon my balls all over your face"

"What's the difference between men and women? Actually, there is a vas deferens between the two genders."

"What's the difference between a lead guitarist and a terrorist? You can actually negotiate with a terrorist."

"I heard there were shenanigans in Iowa last week Apparently it was Hillary's cock and Bernie's ass."