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Joke of the Day

"Thor, upon his mighty steed, approaches his enemy, Thanos. Thanos asks ""Who might you be?"" ""I AM THORRRR!!!"" His horse perks up and says ""Well, then wear a thaddle thilly."""

"So buddy, how's life in North Korea? I can't complain."

"This is Ray. http://i.imgur.com/BZfRQEt.png"

"What do you call a teenage girl that doesn't masturbate? A liar. Post your jokes you wouldn't tell your mother."

"Is it ""raymen"" noodles or ""rawmun"" noodles? I don't wanna sound stupid when asking the gas station clerk for a wine to complement my dinner."

"A nun goes to the greengrocer, asking for a cucumber. ""Get 2"" he says. ""So you have one to eat"""

"I need to borrow some cheese can I get a provolone?"

"What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room? You made the chain too long in the kitchen."

"So I'm making a TV series about a plane hijacking.. We've just shot the pilot."

"Who decided ""have a happy period"" was an okay thing to put on a tampon box? ""Manslaughter is illegal"" would've been more relevant."