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Joke of the Day

"Good kid joke. Lame adult joke. Knock knock. Who's there? Salad. Salad who? It's the salad! Lettuce in!"

"A black guy walks into a bar. And he found himself with a headache as he couldn't read the CONSTRUCTION sign"

"Don't give a women flower, she may have hay fever. Don't give her chocolate, she may be on a diet! Give her wifi so there's no excuse."

"No one likes my puns about borrowing money, but I'm okay being a-loan. *drinks tears from tear jar*"

"Damn girl you must have been out in the sun all day. Because you appealin'"

"How can you tell when an idiot's depressed? Go stand in front of a mirror"

"A man was circumcised in a dodgy alleyway... He paid close to nothing for it but was not happy as later that day, he was complaining to his friends that it was a complete rip-off."

"Did you hear about the crazy fight at the fish market? I heard they found two fish battered"

"did you fall from heaven because your face is all screwed up"

"My wife and I were talking about obscure animals. She said, ""I want to get a manatee."" ""That's very generous,"" I replied, ""I take it with two sugars."""