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Joke of the Day
"What would you do if someone is choking? Take a step back."
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"What do you call two guys above a window? Kurt and Rod"
"Hell hath no fury like a woman mad for no particular reason."
"Take an icecube to the bar, smash it and say: ""Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"""
"What do you call a gay sailor who happens to have a cold? Phlegmbuoyant."
"What do you call a man-eating tiger? A tiger."
"I'm getting my wife a new bag and belt for our anniversary She will finally be able to vacuum again."
"What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest? Father Les. And yes, as a matter of fact, I am a dad."
"One for the Mexican holiday. What do you call four Mexicans drowning? Cuatro Sinko."
"What is the deal with airplane food? Seriously, I'm trying to feed this thing and I don't know what airplanes eat."