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Joke of the Day
"For every woman with a curve, there are several men with angles."
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"Why can't Oedipus swear? Because he kisses his mother with that mouth."
"How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year."
"Ever tried eating a clock? It's very time consuming."
"Why did the French chef commit suicide? Because he lost the huile d'olive."
"Why shouldn't you write with a dull pencil? It's pointless"
"you remember me as the guy who put his arm in the doorway to hold open the automatic door for you in 2009. welll, now i need a favor"
"what do you call a 5 foot psychic that escaped from jail? A small medium at large."
"Birds do it/Bees do it/Even educated fleas do it/Let's do it/Let's make people super nervous anytime we're in their personal space"
"Step 1: Walk on water. Step 2: Turn water into wine. Step 3: Prophet"