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Joke of the Day

"You say the punch line first. Whats the best way to ruin a joke?"

"My anaconda don't want none unless you use proper grammar and avoid using double negatives."

"How to keep an idiot busy for hours [read below] How to keep an idiot busy for hours [read title]"

"Strangers on a Train"

"There are two kinds of people in the world. There are those who can extrapolate from incomplete data,"

"I wanted to post a joke about tofu but it's tasteless."

"Just banged my toe on a table & kept moaning in pain so much that I made a new Coldplay song."

"why can't you fool aborted fetuses? because they weren't born yesterday."

"What do dogs have that no other animal has ? Puppy dogs !"

"Bill O'Reilly, Megyn Kelly, and myself were stranded on a desert island... I then proceeded to bash my own head in with a coconut"